TEA TIME WITH CAKES
GOT STOOD UP TODAY. THOUGHT HAVING A NICE LITTLE DATE WITH THIS DUDE I’VE BEEN TALKING TO WOULD BE CUTE BUT COMPLETELY DIDN’T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT IMPORTANT DETAIL — HE’S A DICK. IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD TO GIVE A BLOW JOB BETWEEN BITES OF A CHIPOTLE BURRITO. IT REALLY SHOULDN’T BE THIS FUCKING HARD. THIS WAS ME ON THE TRAIN COMING HOME. EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING. NOW IM HUNGRY :(




