May 19, 2013   2 notes

“ GIVING DOME TO THE BEST 90S FREESTYLE MIX. SUMMA GOALS. ”

May 19, 2013   7 notes

TEA TIME WITH CAKES

GOT STOOD UP TODAY. THOUGHT HAVING A NICE LITTLE DATE WITH THIS DUDE I’VE BEEN TALKING TO WOULD BE CUTE BUT COMPLETELY DIDN’T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT IMPORTANT DETAIL — HE’S A DICK. IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD TO GIVE A BLOW JOB BETWEEN BITES OF A CHIPOTLE BURRITO. IT REALLY SHOULDN’T BE THIS FUCKING HARD. THIS WAS ME ON THE TRAIN COMING HOME. EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING. NOW IM HUNGRY :(image

May 19, 2013   2 notes

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May 18, 2013   27 notes

“ STR8 BOYS NEED TO LEARN ABOUT BOUNDARIES TBH. ”

CAKES

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